To no thinking person's surprise, the researchers found what teachers have been saying forever, all the while pounding the table and our heads against the wall: Big Standardized Tests do not measure what the testing cartels say that they measure. These tests don't measure what students have learned in school, or how effective teachers are. So what do they measure?
Here's Greene quoting Maroun and Tienken:
Students utilize their background knowledge to establish
connections, infer meanings, and aid their overall comprehension of the
text.
"The key concept is background knowledge," writes Greene. "We’ve long known that
background knowledge is directly related to reading comprehension." Yes. Yes we have.
When it comes to test scores, we can literally follow the money.
Greene quotes Professor Tienken:
“The tests are not measuring how much students learned or can learn,”
says Tienken. “They are predominately measuring the family and community
capital of the student.”
It's a splendid read with several links to supporting studies and additional material. Greene highlights the impact
that access to resources and social capital has on test scores and notes
the widespread misuse of test data. He finishes with this:
Education centered around high-stakes testing has been pushing schools
down the wrong road for twenty-some years. This study is a reminder that
by generating data that does actually says far more about a school’s
demographics than its effectiveness.
Excellent level-headed low-heat conversation. Policy Dialogue: The Meaning and Purpose of Public Education | History of Education Quarterly | Cambridge Core - https://t.co/Fljs0E72AN
For those of you thinking Florida used to be a nice place but now it's a swamp full of Republicans and deserves what it gets, you're absolutely right. For those of you thinking DeSantis is going to stop there...
DeSantis is not going to stop in Florida.
Business Insiderreports: "Florida is hoping its strict law regulating how race, gender, and sexuality are taught in school will soon be applied to students nationwide as the College Board revamps its African American studies class that the state vocally rejected."
"The Florida of Today is the America of Tomorrow" Kathryn Joyce writes in Vanity Fair. She's writing about the takeover of New College, the cancer that is Hillsdale College, and Christopher Fucking Rufo, but DeSantis has no intention of stopping, not with Florida and not with schools.
DeSantis aspires to be president--at least--and that would be really, really bad.
If you support Ron DeSantis because he's a willing protector of your tax tricks and you think "How bad can this be?" or the word "guardrails" springs to mind, take a breath. Then get counseling. If you support him because he's mean to the people you don't like, you should be ashamed of yourself. Either way, if you guys win, DeSantis wins, and if he becomes president, the United States as a pluralistic, multicultural democracy will cease to exist.
That very well may be the plan.
The fabulous Jennifer Berkshire tweeted out a paragraph from The Big Myth, and it was for me one of those rare moments of clarity, where everything suddenly made sense and cohered in a Unified Theory of Inequality. Here's the tweet:
I'll pretty much just be tweeting about Oreskes & Conway's new book The Big Myth till I finish it (because it's that good). But this on the early free marketeers' deep belief in inequality as *natural* feels so key to understanding the assault on public education today pic.twitter.com/esnnpRSeUm
I immediately ordered the book, but even before I start reading, a few things have become all too clear to me.
Something clicked and school choice and parental rights and book banning joined up with taxes and policing and reproductive rights and the railroad tragedy in Ohio.
"They believed that men were inherently unequal." Not to mention everyone else.
They believed it then and they believe it now. The cruelty and the raw exercise of power to discriminate and dominate isn't just a utilitarian strategy. It's the inevitable result of their view of "human nature" and the way the world should naturally be ordered. Is ordered.
Teachers are in the way. We are purveyors of truth and compassion, promoters of equity. We encourage individual agency. We are dangerous to traditional power hierarchies. That hasn't always been the case, but it is right now.
We are dangerous to DeSantis and his dream of unchecked power. We are dangerous to fascists and because we are dangerous, DeSantis and the rest of the fascists need to drive us out or break us. They do it with shitty pay and poor working conditions and public humiliation. They do it by accusing us of the very things they themselves are doing.
They break teachers by making us do things we know are bad for our students, sometimes by passing bad laws.
We have this nostalgia for some imaginary old days when teachers were revered professionals who were acknowledged as experts, but that was never really true and it was very much not true in many places and times. The fact that we are experts only makes it more important to eliminate us. The vilifying and scapegoating--we've seen it before and we know where it ends up.
If you think this sounds overheated, remember that with fascists every accusation is a confession. From indoctrination to discrimination, this "accusation in a mirror" is a calculated strategy, and the objective is precisely what they pretend to be fighting against. We have to recognize the accusations as admissions, declarations of deadly serious intentions.
Resisting the authoritarian attack on teachers and schooling can not be simply "No we're not" and "That's ridiculous" or “I do want to stress that no union dues are used for political activities.” This defensive posture limits the discourse and legitimizes the attacks.
It's crucial that we avoid regarding our enemies as foolish or unhinged, and we have to push pack against those of us who describe them that way.To think of them as merely clowns doing anything they can to hold on to their circus jobs, to fail to take them seriously, would be a big mistake. Huge.
You might say most people aren't paying attention and don't give a shit. You might say most people don't support what DeSantis is doing. You might say it's a small, loud minority, and you may be right.
It might not be a majority voting for monsters who hate the "right" people and want to hurt them. Maybe lots of people aren't for racists and fascists just because of their racism and fascism. Maybe lots of people vote for the bad guys because of taxes or regulations, or just because the bad guys act tough.
But it doesn't take a majority. All it takes is enough true believers and enough people who don't give a shit.
Next time we'll take a look at the wizards behind the curtain and where this all ends unless we give a shit.
Every teacher I've known has been the enemy at one time or another. It may have been remote and impersonal, like a newspaper article, denigration in Big Media, or disinformation on the socials -- Groomers! Pedophiles! Indoctrinators! Communists!
It might have been very personal, with a principal who resented being challenged with difficult questions, with a parent at a meeting with a struggling student, at Thanksgiving with your crazy uncle -- Groomer! Pedophile! Indoctrinator! Communist!
Some of that stuff is ignorance, some is probably fear, some of it is just bullies being bullies. The hardcore loony shit can be dangerous if, for example, you happen to be wearing a mask, or somelunatics decide they don't like you and want other lunatics to know where you work, where you live.
This bunch is unhinged and cruel, but they can be arrested, and sued. It's not a perfect answer, but at least the harassment is illegal.
I'd argue that the extralegal threats and intimidation are not sufficient for the reactionaries and fascists to achieve the outcomes they desire. Their activities must be buttressed by a legal framework. That's why the lasting damage, the real danger to teachers and schools and to students, the stuff that turns teachers into officially certified villains, is what's being done legally, through bills being passed to codify the intimidation and authorize the harassment. Which brings us to Florida, and Ron DeSantis.
I'm really angry, so I'm going to go on for a while. For a more concise, less DeSantis-is-a-fascist-y take, PEN America has this really good breakdown from last year. It reviews the Florida laws I discuss in this post, plus one that chills speech on college campuses.
Here goes...
Is Florida ground zero for the war on teachers? Or just an aggressive overachiever who refuses to lose?
If you've been paying any attention at all, you know that Florida's governor, Ron DeSantis, is building his MAGA bona fides on the backs of teachers and a paranoid delusion called WOKE (They can't define it--SEL!DEI!-- but they know it when they see it and it's baaaad.). How bad is DeSantis? Let's just say he made Florida so repressive and disgusting even mini-despot and world class suit-wearer LAUSD Superintendent Alberto Carvalho said "I'm out of here." Maybe the town just wasn't big enough for the both of them.
Side note: What, exactly, would be the opposite of "WOKE"?
I'd heard a lot about DeSantis's campaign versus teachers and schools, among other things, but I didn't really know anything beyond the smug nastiness oozing from news clips on the teevee machine (h/t Charles Pierce). Who is this tiny troll? As with so much addressed in the Answer Key corner of the world, I needed to educate myself in order to write about it.
Note: I have no first-hand information about the number of centimeters in one DeSantis (sources say 5' 9", 154 lbs. He looks bloated, right?), but he's certainly tiny on the inside.
Stipulate that the culture wars did not start in Florida, nor did they start three years ago with The Great COVID Conspiracy and a bunch of MAGA nuts and privileged white elites yelling "you're not the boss of me... er... my child!" while burning their masks in a ceremonial freedom bonfire while blaming teachers and their union! for school closures (instead of, you know, a deadly virus).
Stipulate further that Florida has spent years dumping brain cells into the Gulf of Mexico and is now seeing vastly increased return on that investment.
Ripeness is all, as the only Shake-scene in a country might say, and so we have the fusion reaction of stupidity, racism, ambition, and homophobia in one great supercollider and out pops Ron DeSantis on Crusade.
And the boy has been busy. Ron of Santis came out swinging, wielding the sword of self-righteousness as he vanquished the enemies of the realm one by one and two by two.
Start with COVID. Florida's response is instructive in a couple of ways.
I know this post is focused on laws, but I just have to say that if I'd seen DeSantis treat one of my students the way he bullied those kids at his photo-op for simply wearing masks, I'd have kicked his lawyer-not-a-real-SEAL ass right up between his ears. If you haven't seen this asshole working hard to be the biggest asshole, here he is:
In early 2020, DeSantis declared a public health emergency followed by a comprehensive state of emergency for the entire state of Florida. Within a couple of weeks DeSantis had issued "self-isolation" orders for travelers entering Florida (an action he blamed on other states and especially on New York City. In a nice touch, there was also a gratuitous shot at Florida's "southeastern counties and other urban cores").
In an additional "safer at home" executive order (signed April 1, ha ha), DeSantis continues to blame everybody else for making him order Floridians "to limit their movements and personal interactions outside of their home to only those necessary to obtain or provide essential services or conduct essential activities."
The notion of respecting the guidance and expertise of anyone not named DeSantis clearly grinds his gears. Thus, by the end of April 2020, DeSantis had "convened the Task Force to Re-Open Florida" and begun to do so.
On July 6, the Florida Department of Education ordered that "Upon reopening in August, all school boards and charter school governing boards must open brick and mortar schools at least five days per week for all students..." When the Florida teachers union sued DeSantis and Commissioner of Education Richard Corcoran over safety concerns, DeSantis did what DeSantis does: He blamed somebody else. From Politico:
DeSantis on Monday put the order squarely at Corcoran’s feet and said it was meant to give parents the option of sending their children back to school.
“I didn’t give any executive order, that was the Department of Education,” DeSantis told reporters.
On September 25, the governor essentially lifted remaining restrictions. Cases immediately began to rise, with new cases peaking at over 15,000 per day in early January 2021 (up from about 2500 when DeSantis signed the order).
Even that wasn't good enough for the governor. Seeing which way the crazy wind was blowing and eager to ride the MAGA wave--and subsequent waves of COVID--DeSantis signed an order in May 2021 prohibiting local jurisdictions from implementing local restrictions and mandates. Three months later the state topped 50,000 new cases a day.
On a roll and giddy with power, with sights trained directly on the White House and President Biden, the governor called the Florida legislature into special session to finish the job and pass four anti-mandate laws into existence as part of his "freedom agenda." In true fratboy style, DeSantis signed the bills in November of 2021--in Brandon, Florida. In early January 2022, new cases spiked over 70,000 a day, reaching over 100,000 at one point before receding to previous levels.
DeSantis had ridden the waves without wiping out and that was it. Or was it? Reluctant to abandon a winning strategy and apparently wanting to get the most mileage out of being a dick, we got thisin January 2023: "Governor Ron DeSantis Announces Initiative to Make Protections from COVID Mandates Permanent, Enact New Protections for Free Speech for Medical Practitioners." I'm not sure what "permanent" means in a democracy, but the November laws were scheduled to end in June and DeSantis was not about to let go of a good thing.
In fact, he has upped the ante, now requesting a grand jury to investigate complaints about the vaccines, complaints that DeSantis amplifies and that are based on misinformation and junk science. Complaints that would be surprising to an earlier version of DeSantis who was at the time trying to keep his state alive and hadn't yet taken the temperature of the rubes and reprogrammable meat bags (h/t Rude Pundit). Here's a little video amuse-bouche of DeSantis's evolution.
I put you through all this for two reasons. One, DeSantis is an expert at finding what works. He has no principles except "I'm the boss!" and he will root around like a truffle hog until he finds that perfect blend of cruelty and sanctimony. He always has an audience because he's mean to the "right" people and there's nothing too big or too small for him be a dick about. He'll find the bright lights and run the perfect play. Over and over. For as long as it works.
Works at what? Two, DeSantis is entirely a creature of power. It is his only reason for being on the planet. With COVID, as with all things DeSantis, there is no number of dead people that will stand in the way of his ambition. Being the biggest dick in the room is existential for him. Sound familiar? Except DeSantis thinks strategically.
In June of 2021, while all the COVID hubbub was bubbling, DeSantis was expanding the battlefield in the culture wars. On June 1, 2021, the first day of Pride Month, DeSantis approved a bill that restricted athletes in public schools and colleges to sports teams based on their "biological sex at birth." Then on June 29, DeSantis approved the "Parents' Bill of Rights" establishing, among other things, the right of a parent "to direct the education and care of his or her minor child."
The sports bill, CS for CS for SB 1028, started out as "An act relating to charter schools" and had zero to do with sex, gender, or sports. After months of legislative chicanery it ended up as "An act relating to education," with an inserted section (Section 12. Section 1006.205, for those of you playing along at home).
Designed to address a problem that doesn't exist except in the Fox-addled minds of the MAGA base, the so-called "Fairness in Women’s Sports Act" amended Florida law to require "Interscholastic, intercollegiate, intramural, or club athletic teams or sports that are sponsored by a public secondary school or public postsecondary institution must be expressly designated as [male, female, or coed/mixed] based on the biological sex at birth of team members."
DeSantis got the librul tears he was looking for as the law prompted objections from Human Rights Campaign, the LGBTQ+ community, and of course Democrats. NPR reported on the bill signing:
"In Florida, girls are going to play girls sports and boys are going to play boys sports," Gov. Ron DeSantis said as he signed the bill into law at a private Christian academy in Jacksonville that would not be subject to the law.
COVID was kind of played and the governor had found a new passion. He was now all tingly over school kids and their naughty bits.
I'll put this here to draw the connection between the COVID DeSantis and the school DeSantis. (spoiler alert: it's the same asshole) This flyer concerns the November 2021 laws and comes from the governor's website.
So, again, November 2021, and you can see the school/family half of the menu starts with "nobody tells us what to do" bs about COVID and masks and quarantine, and it ends up with lawsuits and parents' rights and radical school boards. DeSantis runs a potent con and he doesn't hesitate to run it again and again.
By December, DeSantis adds race to his mission and goes to war with "woke," whatever the fuck that means. On 12/15 DeSantis announces his "Legislative Proposal to Stop W.O.K.E. Activism and Critical Race Theory in Schools and Corporations," described as "a legislative proposal that will give businesses, employees, children and families tools to fight back against woke indoctrination."
Side note: Teachers are aware of their limitations. I know if I'd had any power to indoctrinate I'd have washed their brains full of empathy, curiosity, and joy, not to mention a love for hard work and a passion for Shakespeare. Turned out I was just not that important or powerful.
Anyway, "Stop W.O.K.E." (with W.O.K.E. an acronym for the dopey "Wrongs to Our Kids and Employees") is such a hit as a follow-up to the great COVID rebellion that it played on all the stations right through the winter. By spring they were ready to roll.
In March we get the news on instructional materials with CS/HB 1467 which, among other things, outlines the clearance requirements for materials. There's also a requirement that each district school board create a process for parents to object to a specific material on any of several grounds. Pay extra attention to Florida statute s. 847.012! That's the "Harmful materials; sale or distribution to minors" portion of this freakshow, and you'll discover that any educator who provokes a parent objection takes a risk. It reads, in part, "Any person violating any provision of this section [which includes 'nudity' and 'narrative accounts of sexual excitement, or sexual conduct...that is harmful to minors'] commits a felony of the third degree." So long, Romeo & Juliet. Bye bye David. You guys had a good run.
After taking the weekend off, DeSantis was back at it again on Monday, March 28, as he signed CS/CS/HB 1557 , known as the "don't say gay" bill among those with a heartbeat and as the "Parental Rights" bill among Republicans. It builds on the "Parents' Bill of Rights" bill You can read it and make up your own mind, but for my money it does two things: prohibits discussion of " sexual orientation or gender identity" in grades kinder through 3 and to infinity and beyond if not "appropriate," and it forces educators to out their students to parents regardless of consequences for the kids.
Finally (if only), we get the right-wing orgasm they've been edging for since last year aka forever. DeSantis signs the Stop W.O.K.E./Individual Freedom Act CS/HB 7 on April 22, 2022.
It's true the college parts of the stopwoke circus were enjoined last November by Chief U.S. District Judge Mark E. Walker who called the law "positively dystopian." DeSantis then got called out for not working that hard to obey the injunction against stopwokeness in college. However, in January a new judge said the governor was doing just fine.
Seems the younger schoolkids are still being shielded from the WOKE, and the bill reveals a pattern of verbal trickery common to the Laws of DeSantis. At least. Let's have a look.
Part of the Act is a caution on teaching about race. See if you can find the traps. Okay, I'll help:
(3)The Legislature acknowledges the fundamental truth that all persons are equal before the law and have inalienable rights.[The bait. We're all friends here.] Accordingly, instruction and supporting materials on the topics enumerated in this section must be consistent with the following principles of individual freedom:
(a) No person is inherently racist, sexist, or oppressive, whether consciously or unconsciously, solely by virtue of his or her race or sex. [Strawman.]
(b) No race is inherently superior to another race. [Convinced? Agree?]
(c) No person should be discriminated against or receive adverse treatment solely or partly on the basis of race, color, national origin, religion, disability, or sex. [Wait...What? Can you define that?]
(d) Meritocracy or traits such as a hard work ethic are not racist but fundamental to the right to pursue happiness and be rewarded for industry. [What are we talking about again? Dog whistle. Also, There's a fundamental right to be rewarded for industry?]
(e) A person, by virtue of his or her race or sex, does not bear responsibility for actions committed in the past by other members of the same race or sex. [What if the person continues to benefit from those actions? Or do we want students to think racism is just... over? And responsibility to do what?]
(f) A person should not be instructed that he or she must feel guilt, anguish, or other forms of psychological distress for actions, in which he or she played no part, committed in the past by other members of the same race or sex. [The switch. Strawman, sure, but mostly gobbledygook cobbled together to get them where they always wanted to go: Shut up about race.]
(all emphasis and commentary mine)
It's a con, a bait and switch, a rhetorical flimflam. They use vague wiggle words so the boss can decide what they mean. Who adjudicates the words "adverse treatment"? Who decides when "may" becomes "must"? This allows the perps to deny the real meaning, purpose, and predictable effect of the law while satisfying the crazies.
Whether it's Orwellian or Lewis Carrollian, DeSantis and the De-Lites use language to deflect and enrage. Hence we get this doozy from the governor:
“No one should be instructed to feel as if they are not equal or shamed because of their race,” said Governor Ron DeSantis. “In Florida, we will not let the far-left woke agenda take over our schools and workplaces. There is no place for indoctrination or discrimination in Florida.”
In keeping with tradition, they run this con over and over--and by "they" I mean DeSantis (the royal "They"). Regarding Don't say gay Parental Rights CS/CS/HB 1557, the Tampa Bay Times reported:
The text of the seven-page bill never mentions the word “gay.” Its vague provisions offer few details for how the ban on teacher-led instruction of gender and sexuality will be implemented in Florida’s public schools and yet both sides say they understand precisely what the intent is.
Then the paper went on to frame it as an "opponents say" to describe a bill that, indeed, "both sides" precisely understand:
Opponents warned it is a solution in search of a problem because the primary provisions of the bill — banning teacher-led discussion of sexual orientation and gender identity in kindergarten through third grade — is a subject currently not taught in public schools. They say the law is intentionally vague, intended to suppress talk of gender inclusiveness in schools, intimidate teachers into avoiding the topic and target LGBTQ students. (emphasis mine)
Yes. Yes it is.
The sponsors of this perversion repeatedly say "nuh uh!" when confronted with the obvious intent of their fuckery. They are lying.
Doublespeak--descended from the marriage of Orwellian binary stars Newspeak and doublethink--is deliberately ambiguous language and allows a reader to think words mean one thing while the writer can claim they meant something different.
But they (DeSantis) are not actually that interested in hiding their intentions. For example, in the stopwoke bill, almost every reference to "gender" is replaced with the word "sex," and every time the term is used with regard to protection against discrimination. In "don't say gay," "gender" appears twice, both times followed by "identity" and both times to tell everybody what not to talk about. "Gender" doesn't come up at all in the materials bill which is, I suppose, meant to warn teachers and librarians off everything to do with gendersex.
Even though everyone understands what the laws mean (and who they're meant for), I guess I was still surprised that the laws didn't say exactly what I expected from what I had heard. Turns out, the vagueness is the villainy and also the point. In trainings, out of the TV lights and away from the podium, the rules are being... clarified.
Librarians are being trained to "err on the side of caution" when considering materials. Here's the slideshow, from the Florida DOE. And here's the slide:
Here's a reminder about the law:
s. 847.012 is the pornography statute. How do you know if it's pornography? Glad you asked:
Need more? Here's part of what's illegal:
Harmful to minors? Who decides that? Guess:
Still not sure if Romeo and Juliet is okay? Before you decide, have a look at the penalty:
Like they said, err on the side of caution.
If you're thinking, "Well at least they're trying to protect librarians and media specialists," ask yourself if you trust any of them to decide or even know what "predominantly," "offensive," or "serious" "value" mean. Educators are being threatened and told they will be subject to severe penalties if they don't interpret the statutes correctly. Words can mean just what they want them to mean, and everybody knows what that means.
If you're thinking, "Well, that's for librarians. I'm a teacher," just stop.
You should be thinking, "First they came for the librarians..." Or maybe, "Nice career. Be a shame if something happened to it."
Anyway, the law applies to everybody and everything instructional. "instructional material."
You don't need a crystal ball. It's happening right now as Manatee County errs on the side of caution. Florida is leaving no doubt about what is expected. Here's a video! courtesy of Duvall County.
Who wouldn't be silenced cautious when you risk losing your job for getting too close to a very fuzzy and sinister line.
And just like the COVID con, DeSantis knows a good thing when he sees it and he is going to ride that train all the way. You will not be surprised to see that he has re-upped his war on teachers for another season. On January 23 he announced something called--I shit you not--a "Teacher’s Bill of Rights" that would, in his words, "increase teacher pay, support teacher empowerment and protect teachers’ paychecks by ensuring they have control over their hard-earned salary.”
He called it a "huge package," but he may have been just boasting.
The "agenda" is essentially a recipe for breaking the union with cash prizes and permission to beat up kids as incentives. I'm not kidding. This, from the governor's website:
This proposal will establish teacher empowerment provisions in law and will include these main provisions:
Establish a new process for individuals to notify the state of a violation of teachers’ rights and ensure that the Department of Education can investigate those claims.
Empower teachers to maintain safe classroom environments by creating a “stand your ground” classroom safety policy to protect teachers who are often judged unfairly for maintaining order and safety in their classrooms.
Clarify that teachers have the choice to join their local teachers union and will not face any repercussions if they opt not to join.
Providing civil remedies for teachers who are asked to violate Florida law and punished by their employers for standing up for what is right.
It's a bribe for teachers to demolish their own union. And DeSantis is not stopping at high school. Those college perfessers are a thorn in his side, too:
The Governor’s proposal will create more accountability and transparency for public sector unions, including K-12 teacher unions and higher education unions.
Public sector unions. Hmm... That covers a lot of ground. However, it is not at all clear that the "accountability" includes unions that support the governor such as as firefighters and police. Sounding a little like a kid scared of getting the only spanking, union leader Terrie Brady wondered. This, from WJXT television in Jacksonville:
Terrie Brady, President of Duval Teachers United, questioned why DeSantis is targeting teachers unions and not other unions like those used by police and firefighters.
“In Duval County, we have four or five other unions here that represent members in the exact same way. They do collective bargaining, they have dues deduction, they are a stand-alone, they represent grievances due process, all sorts of things. Maybe it’s because we are the largest, you know, that could that could be it, maybe it’s because we are politically active,” Brady said. “I do want to stress that no union dues are used for political activities.”
Yes, do stress that. And I'm pretty sure "politically active" doesn't tell the whole story of why you're getting shit on. I'm sure that if you just gave up the idea that history happened and all kids should be protected and have equal rights, you might get out of the doghouse. But maybe not. DeSantis needs somebody in there that he can be tougher than.
On his substack, Peter Greene offers a reminder that anti-union, anti-worker snake oil salespersons are not your friends. They promise you a little more now, but you're going to pay a lot later.
Greene offers a quick inventory of some of these con artists and their funders, and regardless of their highfalutin names-- the "Liberty Justice Center," for example, and something called "Free To Teach," which is diabolically ironic--the goal of these frauds is to break and destroy the union. Full stop.
If you're familiar with the Janus case in which the Supreme Court ruled that public sector unions could not collect fees from non-members even for the limited purpose of representing the non-members in collective bargaining (agency fees), you already know that members now support freeloading nonmembers who get for free! the terms negotiated by the union. What you may not know is that Act Two is about to start. Please take your seats.
From Greene:
But Janus and the union busting crowd are not done.
They've been shopping about thirty follow-up cases, suing to have the union give back all the dues it ever collected from them. They appear to be using the same strategy as before-- zip on up through the lower courts with unfavorable rulings so that they can go to the big show, and so Janus has petitioned the Supreme Court to hear his case.
This case is aimed at literally busting the unions. Janus himself is suing over a whopping $3,000, but of course that's not the point. If the unions can be compelled to refund the back dues collected from every union member who left after Janus, the resulting bill would be crippling.
That, of course, is the point. There's more, and I encourage you to read and subscribe to Greene's substack and check in frequently on his outstanding CURMUDGUCATION blog.
These are my thoughts on one of the union busters, from last year. And I'm still getting the damn postcards!
The Enemies of Public Schooling - Part 2 of 10googol
Have you been getting post cards from something called the "Freedom Foundation" telling you to stop paying your union dues?
According to SourceWatch, "[t]he Freedom Foundation, formerly known as the Evergreen Freedom Foundation, is a libertarian think tank based in Olympia, Washington," and is "funded in part by the Bradley Foundation and the Charles Koch Foundation."
It is aggressively anti-union--specifically public-sector unions. In the aftermath of Janus, attack ads and these "opt-out" post cards are part of the Freedom Foundation's campaign to dismantle the union (and, as a consequence, de-fund the Democratic Party). For additional reporting, there's this, from the L.A. Times in 2018.
These sleazebags have offered me a "summer bonus" (I didn't scan to find out), told me I'd have an extra $1000 for gas and vacations, sent me a "Labor Union Satisfaction Survey," and even wrote the "opt-out" letter for me (just fill it in!).
Are you thinking about how much more money you'd have in your paycheck if you didn't have to pay those bloody union dues? Then think about this: Your administration is still barred from forcing you to work weekends, during the summer, during your lunch. The union bargains for you, too, and now you want to ask them to do it for nothing?
You get the raise, and you keep and extra thousand bucks! Sounds good, right?
It's like the guy who saved money by teaching his dog to eat less and less each day. Just when he got the dog down to zero, the dog died.
They are trying to kill the union. If they are successful, you can kiss your raise, your sick days, and your summers good-bye.
They are scammers looking for suckers. Don't be a sucker.
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That's it. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Join your union. Stay in your union. I paid my first union dues to the United Auto Workers in 1975. I'm a member of SAG-AFTRA and a life member of UTLA. UTLA is not perfect, no union is, and I've had my fights with them. Maybe you're like me: you want your union to fight harder, demand more. What we've got and what we've gotten is not enough--not nearly. But if you think things suck now, imagine how much worse they could be. Then imagine worse than that, and that's where you end up without a union.
If you're a teacher, the only thing between you and fifty kids in a class (apologies and massive respect to PE teachers), between you and unpaid training days and zero say in what you teach, is your union. The only thing between your job description whichis actually written down, and "duties as assigned," is your union. The only thing between being paid not enough to buy a house in L.A. and being paid even less than that, is your union. The only thing between a satisfying if challenging career and being ground into dust ten years too soon, is your union.
If you're writers in WGA or actors in SAG-AFTRA or the hospitality workers of UNITE HERE Local 11 or SEIU 99 or SEIU 721 or UPS Teamsters or my first home--the UAW, or any of the other unions advocating and marching and striking and picketing during this hot labor summer, the only thing helping us go from bad to better instead of worse, is our union.
And if you are somebody who just takes the collectively bargained money and vacation and delineation of duties and doesn't pay union dues, then fuck you.
Tomorrow is LAUSD's first day with students for the 2023-24 school year, and that means most day-long PDs will be replaced by shorter, more concentrated periods of agony delivered during extended school days. Not great, but at least you're already at work. And there's always a nonzero chance one of them will be exceptional.
Last one in the PD series, also from Answer Key…
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Fucking emails (addendum)
Know who your friends are, and respond to their emails.
Professional Development sessions are mostly bullshit, of course, but once in a while there is a PD that is both essential and memorable. It has the potential to save time instead of wasting it, it is clarifying, and it provides you with a story you can retell--over and over again--with knowing colleagues over favorite beverages.
The best PD I ever attended was on a topic I don’t even recall. Could have been serving special needs kids or it could have been the winter talent show, I don’t have a clue. What I do remember, however, was a friend of mine risking alienation and official sanction by offering some crucial advice to his colleagues, i.e. me and the rest of the staff.
After the usual foolishness getting the meeting started, the principal referred to something in an email he had sent to everyone to read before the meeting. Blank faces. Someone even had the temerity to ask what it said. The principal told them and we all dealt with that piece of business. Then the assistant principal rose and asked if there were any questions about the new tardy policy, or something. “What new tardy policy?” “Yeah, what new tardy policy?” “I sent out an email.” “What did it say?” It was aggravating and discouraging and totally predictable.
In other words, up to this point, this could be any of the thousand PDs I attended in my career where the stupidity is as thick as vomit, and chunky too. But then things changed. The school was brand new and the staff were generally unknown to one another (a couple of us were longtime friends, and some of the elementary teachers had come from the same previous elementary school and hated each other). So when my friend Nick stood up and spoke to the staff thereby making this the very best PD I ever attended, they were… surprised. They didn’t know for sure how to interpret the following:
“Chuck? Can I just say something?” Nick asked our principal.
“Go ahead,” our principal replied.
Nick stood up. “PEOPLE! CHECK YOUR FUCKING EMAILS! Thanks, Chuck.” Nick sat down.
Nick got all kinds of shit from staff who mostly didn’t know him and thought he was either joking or out of line to talk to them like that. He didn't much care, and all I kept thinking was, “Was he talking to you? If not, then what are you complaining about? If he was talking to you, then check your fucking emails.”
And that was it. The meeting was over and we never got to enjoy those two hours of whatever same PD we had endured periodically for a hundred years. Instead, we all went back to our rooms to do actual work things until the designated time of release, thus proving that the best "professional developments" are short, focused, and come in the form of helpful guidance from professional teacher to professional teacher.
Good luck. Have a great year. Please don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Why do they do it? Why do administrators high and low insist on putting teachers through these instruments of torture aka “professional developments”? This is how it looked to me:
Mostly, school site leaders (i.e. principals, assistant principals, coaches tasked with doing the dirty work) were just checking boxes handed down to them by other administrators who were checking boxes handed down to them by yet more administrators. The needs of students and the needs of teachers serving those students were not central to their thinking.
At the top of this power pyramid scheme were politicians cosplaying as educators. The rest of the players were trapped in an ambition loop that went around and around until it ground them into gristle or spit them out and up for a job higher in the food chain.
Principals are the most immediate tormentors. They are the ones calling you to the same PD over and over again. They are the ones “moving on,” instead of following up or following through. Principals are the ones delivering or introducing canned presentations or canned consultants who know a lot less than you do and get paid a lot more.
It’s principals who force teachers to gather together to do a bunch of busy work in the gym or the cafeteria just so they can surveil them while they do it, you know, to make sure no teachers escape to do any actual work. And at the end of it all, it’s principals who send out surveys asking “How can we make PD better?” while never intending to make PDs better. And that I do not forgive.
Principals are bad. They are much worse than they have to be. But they are pawns in a mediocracy that rewards them for never saying no, even to the worst ideas. I’ve often compared principals to amoebas: they simply move toward the food source and away from any negative stimuli. There is no intellectual or moral component. They’re just following orders.
The real villains are the frauds running the show, the Big Bosses who give the orders. The Super and their various lieutenants hold the keys to advancement and that’s what principals really care about. If principals give a specific pointless slide presentation, or host a particular consulting firm, or introduce a certain approach to grading or formula for creating collaborative groups, it’s either been delivered from above or improvised by some lackey who just found out it was their job and can be blamed if it doesn’t come off. The Big Bosses are sure to be watching, and a promotion is always on the line.
In other words, the PDs are bad because the principals are bad, and their bosses are much, much worse.
Fundamentally, the Big Bosses at the top of this misery machine are politicians. They are unscrupulous climbers in endless pursuit of greater influence and the next, even more lucrative job. As with all politicians–especially those faking their way upward–these walking vessels of ambition are forever afraid of being found out.
That’s why this bunch likes to act tough. It’s also why they respond and overreact to pressure. Some of that pressure is self-inflicted as they stress about being outed before they can bamboozle their way to their next big job.
A lot of pressure, however, comes via the “failing schools” narrative promoted by the Enemies of Public Schooling and amplified by school privatizers and charter cheerleaders with an assist from credulous “news” outlets. The narrative creates pressure for “solutions” for the “failure” coming both from bad-faith school privatizers and good-faith concerned citizens (including but not exclusively parents) who are simply mis- or under-informed.
Either way, for a politician the pressure is real and must be responded to. The terrible PDs and senseless directives, all the bullying and the ridiculous orders are proof of performance and they need to be delivered to and enforced on thousands of school sites in the face of tens of thousands of accomplished professionals. That’s what principals are for. Hence, additional “training” for teachers in the form of “See? We’re really doing something!” PDs. And the “solution” for the “failure” is pointed directly at the easiest of targets, the teachers.
It’s not an accident. It’s a war. A war on public schools and schooling. A War on Teachers.
Administrators are not teachers for a reason. Whether at your school site or in the privileged seclusion of district headquarters, administrators’ concerns are not teachers' concerns. That’s why, in what they call “professional developments,” they can conduct in schools and school districts all over the country these time-wasting black holes that they cynically and dishonestly claim to be helpful while actually acting as a powerful weapon in the War on Teachers. This is from January of this year.
To review: The project to destroy authentic public schooling is a war fought on many battlefronts. Essential to the project is the war on teachers.
The Enemies of Public Schooling have lots of strategies for making the teaching work space unworkable: suppressing teacher pay and attacking pensions, pretending class size doesn't matter (or pretending you've already addressed it), endless testing.
The aim is to degrade teachers' work environment--and students' learning environment--in a multi-dimensional campaign to grind teachers up and run them out of the classroom. No public school teachers, no public schools, and Vouchers for Everybody!
I wish I could say that attacks on teacher pay and pensions were the only issues driving teachers out or discouraging aspirants from becoming teachers in the first place. Or that huge classes and ceaseless testing were the only working conditions weaponized in the war on teachers. I wish that these were the only features in our work environment grinding teachers down and driving them out of the business. In fact there are many, many days when other features are even more destructive.
Some of this stuff doesn't fit perfectly into the category of deliberate attack. Much of it is the result of neglect and lack of imagination combined with an administrative structure obsessed with authoritarian hierarchies. Whether a result of action or inaction, direct attack or neglect, the war on teachers is waged through the de-professionalization, even infantilization of teaching.
From scripted lessons to stupid rules, teachers who are experts in their fields are demeaned and ignored, setting them on a course toward burnout and early departure. Again, destroy the teachers, destroy the schools.
Stragety.
I'm sure every teacher has their own list of things that drive them crazy about their job (feel free to add your own in the comments!).
However, it's the awareness that "things don't have to be this way" that makes these headaches a particularly corrosive weapon in the war on teachers. Every teacher knows that their working conditions are their students’ learning conditions, and that a degraded environment is bad for their students. Teachers live with that knowledge day in and day out.
Teachers also live with the knowledge that these working conditions are not acts of nature nor are they inevitable. These acts of sabotage are choices made by bosses implementing the choices of bigger bosses. Nevertheless, the results--degraded working conditions and a shortage of teachers qualified and willing to endure them--are the same.
It's the deliberate, aggressive disregard for teachers' experience and expertise and judgment and commitment to students that makes these instruments of torture so effective. So it is with “Professional Development.”
Let's take a ride on the reform-a-go-round, that carousel of "Hey! I've got an idea!" snake oil that consultants sell ceaselessly and education bureaucrats buy, swallow, and then throw up all over teachers in some dumbass new PD that interrupts the string of old PD reruns.
The only thing worse than sitting through the same stupid blood-borne pathogen PD you've sat through every September since 1998 is sitting through a brand new stupid PD where "experts" who don't know a roll book from a jelly roll hand out all the answers--brand new! answers to replace last year's answers--often recited from scripts memorized during retreats and delivered with a sickening excess of zippiness.
The whole exercise saps the strength of even the bubbliest newbies and eventually coats everyone in cynicism. You're sitting there thinking about the thousand problems with which you could really use some help, and you can only experience the same cycle of ill-conceived ideas presented as solutions so many times before ceasing to take the whole charade seriously. Especially as, year after year, you watch the initial administrative enthusiasm disappear as the latest miracle cure is poorly implemented, terminated prematurely, and fades into oblivion. Pretty soon it becomes clear: that's the game plan.
I've been through whole language, phonics, and reciprocal teaching PDs. I've been through Open Court, READ 180, sustained silent reading, reading circles, independent book study, context clues, journaling, and I'm sure lots of approaches I can't even remember. Every one of them was delivered as if the "method" was a brand new discovery, and as though each one wasn't connected to all the others and all the others not named. It was ridiculous and everybody knew it and everyone had to pretend it wasn't.
And I've left out Lucy Calkins because I just watched that battle from afar. I've also left off "science of reading" because I don't know what it is and I don't understand how it's different or why it has to replace anything. Such is the nature of the reading wars.
Note: Just for kicks, I googled "methods of teaching reading" and was introduced to "the" 4, "the" 6, "the" 7, 8, 10, 11 and 12 methods of teaching reading. That's enough for a whole semester of PDs!
So that's just the bouncing ballof teaching reading. Maybe some of you have had PDs on Carol Dweck and growth mindset. Maybe you've been subjected to Kagan cooperative learning structures.
Maybe you've sat through (probably one isolated) training on restorative justice. Maybe it was trauma-informed teaching, special needs students, differentiation of instruction (theoretical only–don’t ask us to model examples!), classroom management, student engagement, culturally responsive teaching.
Every teacher I've ever known could benefit from an in-depth training in any one of these areas--I know I would have--but do we get that? I sure didn't. It was invariably a one-off check-the-box presentation by a district consultant or an out-of-classroom coach who may have found out that morning that they were conducting the professional development. And virtually every one of the presentations ended with the question of what to do next and a promise to follow up. Needless to say, there wasn't any.
The reform-a-go-round is a circle, built of one miracle cure replacing another until you get right back to where you started. There is never any follow-up, no consummation, no progress. It is debilitating, and it is a powerful weapon in the war on teachers.
Wow, that was a lot. Must be twenty-five years of wasted Mondays and Tuesdays and weeks and weeks of summers all coming out at once. Restraint, beginning... NOW.
To all of you suffering through this nonsense these past several weeks, I repeat: Your anger is righteous, you are not alone, and you can get through it if you keep in mind what’s really happening--and what’s really important.
Just for fun, next post is a short one about the best PD I ever had.
